Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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