Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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