Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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