bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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