that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
