brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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