So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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