Im at strip club and am horny
wat bout pragnant strippers??
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
When are your genitals available?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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