i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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