do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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