So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
where are my eyebrows?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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