Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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