He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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