He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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