yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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