do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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