You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Randomize
