honey bunches of taint.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Pooping to opera.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
