the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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