we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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