i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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