**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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