apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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