Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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