maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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