Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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