who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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