Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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