I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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