piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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