sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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