You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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