You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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