You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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