He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I had to cum in my sink.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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