Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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