is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I'm at about main and main street
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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