Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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