I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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