I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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