he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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