Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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