I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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