AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Well I just put wine in my tea
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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