you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
love makes seman taste better
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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