Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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