do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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