If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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