got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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