Me. At least after what I've been through.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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